Jeff Mach Writes

August 2, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

The Lycaenidaen’s Palliative

(a piece of Mad Victorian Fantasy) Dearest Diary, If I write this with a heavy…

July 28, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

(I’m fascinated that someone listed the ‘original’ as a ‘monologue for teens. Nevertheless, the text’s…

July 27, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

I wrote this story when I was a very small Dark Lord indeed–if my file…

June 24, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Someday, Monstrous Romance Day will, like Valentine’s, be forever be dear to restaurants and people…

June 18, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Brief And Practical Methodology For Optimizing Your Tea Intake In Six Simple, Slightly Monstrous…

June 16, 2019 / Dark Lord Journal

The Dark Lord’s Journal Approaches! (So This Is The Time To Start Running!) Villains, knaves,…

June 8, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

It’s true: We’ve taken a turn towards the Villainous, the Monstrous, and the Strange. Why…

June 7, 2019 / Dark Lord Journal

On Torture: Some Advice For Villains and their Would-Be Foes (This is an excerpt from…

June 6, 2019 / games and activities

PIRATE BRAG: A FREE TABLETOP STORYDRINKING / STORYTELLING GAME BY JEFF MACH AND THE DARK…

June 5, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

What do villains drink? Why, friend, Villains drink what they damn well please. But if it’s…