Jeff Mach Writes

July 30, 2020 / dark lord

The Ones Who Lived Happily Ever After

Once upon a time, all those who lived, why, they lived happily ever after, those…

July 27, 2020 / Demons

Song for the demons in my head Song for the demons in my head Sometimes…

July 24, 2020 / dystopia

(Note: While, near the end of my marriage, I found myself matching my husband drink-for-drink…

July 21, 2020 / dark lord

Gather ‘round, ye fine citizens, and if someone would but refill my mug of ale……

July 20, 2020 / I assert reality

[NOTE: This is definitely definitely a serious essay and not a snarky bit of Villainpunk…

July 19, 2020 / Cyberpunk

This piece of fiction is certainly not inspired by Robert Anton Wilson’s book, “Everything Is…

July 17, 2020 / Curses

Once there was a Mermaid who became the slave of a Fisherman; or perhaps, it…

July 16, 2020 / I Despise Your Prophecy

99.9% of the things I post here are standalone, and should work without other context,…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

We understand. It can be a strange, painful, weird, backstabby world out there. We’re Villainpunks;…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

Pardon us, Earthlings, but we could help but notice that a large number of you…