Jeff Mach Writes

September 6, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Always Buy The Puck A Drink

Always buy the Puck a drink Avoid Oberon Do not at Titania wink Until her…

September 5, 2019 / fairytale

9. “And as the prince watched the great cloud, so very like a mushroom, envelop…

September 4, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

I spent some time in Faerieland once. I mean; it seemed I spent forever there,…

September 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

I am the Sphinx. Once I was a statue. Now, I’m a woman, or a…

September 1, 2019 / dark lord

THESE ARE SOME BRIEF MISSIVES FROM MY VILLAINOUS LAIR, ATOP MOUNT VILLAIN, WHICH IS A…

August 30, 2019 / dark lord

This is (approximately) the introduction to my upcoming book, “Villains, Dark Lords, and Monsters: Villainpunk…

August 29, 2019 / dark lord

This is totally a standalone piece, and not in any way a plot to soften…

August 28, 2019 / dark lord

“And I accept your pledge, with gratitude, Knight; be welcome. I do try to greet…

August 25, 2019 / dark lord

“It’s a perfect day here in Elf-land. It’s always a perfect day in Elf-land. They’ve…

August 23, 2019 / dark lord

“Orcish skulls are much too thick,” Adventurers complain. They mean: weapons bounce, instead of stick…