There’s a giant Sloth at my door;
Toto, we’re not on Hoth anymore.
I’m told Sloths are vegetarians.
So I’m going to let it eat me just to be contrarian.
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How marvelous! It’s a Ki-Rin
Now we can’t do any sin
Oh, it’s nice to have a warrior, true
But you’ll never ever live up to them…will you?
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Once you foolishly go Beholder
Everything else will seem a little colder.
Like two Beholders, by themselves
Are hotter then fifty-seven Elves.
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The Displacer Beast gets
(To be honest) a crummy poem
But it’s not like it’ll comlain:
Whenever I look for it, it’s never, ever home.
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I’d rather not talk about the Umber Hulk
But if I don’t,
He’ll sulk.
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