Silly Doggerell

There’s a giant Sloth at my door;
Toto, we’re not on Hoth anymore.
I’m told Sloths are vegetarians.
So I’m going to let it eat me just to be contrarian.

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How marvelous! It’s a Ki-Rin
Now we can’t do any sin
Oh, it’s nice to have a warrior, true
But you’ll never ever live up to them…will you?

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Once you foolishly go Beholder
Everything else will seem a little colder.
Like two Beholders, by themselves
Are hotter then fifty-seven Elves.

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The Displacer Beast gets
(To be honest) a crummy poem
But it’s not like it’ll comlain:
Whenever I look for it, it’s never, ever home.

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I’d rather not talk about the Umber Hulk
But if I don’t,

He’ll sulk.

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Bricklayer of the Abyss

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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