but they will never remember the pie

Like the crust moist?
Like it never dry?
Won’t matter. You’ll never remember the pie.

Too kind (I think) to make you die
So get the cherrie
and eat the pie.

And when the de-neuralizer
smacks your cortex won’t be wiser

Oh, you won’t living of life alien derring
But if you’re being flashed, you were probably herring.

Lou Reed once described
A friend who lived a life
Others threw away
But you will throw away no life;

you’re eating pie today.

So many ways the MiB
Could fry those who don’t make it casually
So what if there’s a little usury
Upon their tiny memor.

Ever really look at the stars and sky?
Yep. Me neither. So am I.
Star long enough and you’ll turn green
Or realize that you’re in a giant pinball machine.

SLOOM$ Bam. You’ll slalom off the bunker
Like James Bond skiing, only more junker.

Friend, eat your pie. This isn’t work for you.
Just start at this Neuralizer. It’ll know what to do.

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Home – a goblincore guide to life

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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