Jeff Mach Writes

December 6, 2025 / food

Drinking With Various Magical Creatures Redux

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

December 5, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did…

December 5, 2025 / Dwarven

ONCE, a council of seven Dwarven sages met and sat for seven long days and…

December 4, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

In Dungeons dark and dangerous, Living by the sword, Sometimes, seeking treasure DEATH is your…

December 3, 2025 / Bards

I am a Dragon. I deserve respect. Not Dragonsbane and knights. It’s true that by…

December 1, 2025 / Dwarven

An authorial note on a Book You Have Not Yet Read, But I Decided That…

November 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

With the Green Man, never gamble Lest you want a mind of bramble. Forests can…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2025 / (ginged)

Part Primus: Once, there was a great Dwarf sculptor whose name was Finn. Finn’s talents…

November 15, 2025 / Fantasy Poetry

I have far too many pieces labeled “Dungeon Doggerel”. I’m ashamed of all of them.…