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“That’s a chest of gold!” the Thief, she said, With eyes of treasure-lust. “A moment,… Read the postNot A Mimic
A Collection of Dwarf Humor (For Research Purposes, Of Course) For those… Read the postA Collection Of Dwarf Humor – For Research Purposes, Of Course
(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to… Read the postA Note From The Dark Lord’s Official Narrator
DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?… Read the postDrinking With Various Magical Creatures Redux
Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did… Read the postGoblinated Doggerel