Jeff Mach Writes

January 12, 2026 / circuspunk

A Dark Lord apologizes (with apologies to Bill and Puck)

This is a variation on a MUCH older variation of Mr. Shakespeare’s rather more famous…

January 10, 2026 / Bestiary

Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh…

January 10, 2026 / (unginged)

(Okay, I admit it…this is definitely a barebones version of what will go on the…

January 7, 2026 / Dwarven

You’ve heard a lot of complete mistruths about how literal Dwarves are. For one thing,…

January 5, 2026 / And I Was Tired

“Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and…

January 4, 2026 / (unginged)

SPOILER ALERT: If you’re not familiar with the movie “Soylent Green” (or Harry Harrison’s original…

January 4, 2026 / dragons

Dragon, Dragon, for you, careful words Sky-terror, gold-nesting, Humans are but herds Hotter than heat…

January 2, 2026 / dwarf humor

Dwarven pickup lines? Do you have ANY idea how many Dwarven bars we had to…

January 2, 2026 / humoresque

I’ve refused to be anybody’d pawn I’ve written my own Necronomicon Invisible demons, I’d rather…

December 31, 2025 / Bestiary

There’s a goblin in the closet There is a goblin on your arm. There’s a…