Jeff Mach Writes

January 16, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

That Hobbit, On Dragons

HOBBIT (very drunk): And from there, you can guess the sordid details A series of…

January 14, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

DRAGON: It would look bad. PRINCESS: To the people whose monarchy you’ve destroyed? DRAGON: Well,…

January 12, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

HOBBIT: Little did the Dragon know that THIS princess was prepared. She had made an…

January 11, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

HOBBIT: Little did the Dragon know that THIS princess was prepared. She had made an…

January 10, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Poor farmer Johnson; I’ve stolen his scarecrow It’s a bit of a rare blow, Since…

January 9, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

THE NARRATOR: “Big Folks Are Nimrods” Once upon a time there was no once upon…

January 9, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Innerspace, Innerspace innerspace, innerspace, where have you gone? this isn’t funny. please come back. I…

January 6, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Once, there was a flood which threatened to destroy all sense of narrative. There was…

January 5, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

MAYOR (As NARRATOR): And we enter an age of deeply improved miracles–not the old and…

December 22, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

….never did exist.