Jeff Mach Writes

May 21, 2026 / (unginged)

Dungeon Doggerell, Like Certain Streets In Skara Brae, Is Actually Endless

There are streets in Skara Brae that simply refuse to end. You turn left, you…

May 19, 2026 / alternative history

Sphynxes occupied a unique niche during Alice’s Reluctant War. They came down firmly on the…

May 19, 2026 / And I Was Tired

First off, do you have any idea how many people spend their lives wondering if…

May 17, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

In the peculiar folds of Maple Hollow, where the Catskills mist wrapped the ancient pines…

May 16, 2026 / And I Was Tired

The Rakshasa I feel somewhat nervous about writing of the rakshasa Because I fear I…

May 15, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I keep hearing this. It seems as obligatory as sensible shoes, sensible stilettos, and sensible…

May 13, 2026 / dwarf humor

Someone with multidimensional access, which is seriously far less rare or complicated than it sounds…

May 12, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Of us with wiser heads Suggested they’d all soon have a case of the deads.…

May 10, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

Of the top hundred things I’ll never say, Because it might sounds a little dark…

May 9, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Yes. We get it. WE GET IT. Mctavish’s Fried Cow’s Liver was insanely popular. For…