Jeff Mach Writes

April 10, 2026 / alternative history

Cheesy Sci-Fi / Fantasy Pickup Lines (Space, AI, Aliens, Rogue Robots, and Weirder Things

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April 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once…perhaps twice…there was an author who wrote the most interesting story in the World. And…

April 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Jersey First by Joan Mach “Is your name really Alfred E. Newman?”, the reporter stuck her…

April 8, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once there was a towered Witch Who flipped a strange Germanic switch Moving from the…

April 8, 2026 / Books

…tell a friend. This friend will now know they are supposed to like something and…

April 8, 2026 / cookbook

There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If…

April 5, 2026 / fantasy

Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…

April 4, 2026 / I assert reality

I’ve often heard ‘pain is a teacher’, that struggling to get through something difficult hurts,…

April 4, 2026 / fairytale

Once upon a time…or so it seems: I. Zan awoke to a phone call, even…

April 3, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

I have rather a lot of pickup lines for imaginary, fantasy, scifi, and other unusual…