Jeff Mach Writes

October 6, 2025 / And I Was Tired

The Hydra

The Hydra has four mighty legs, And gives a mighty bark; Goddammit, that’s a doggie;…

October 5, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

There is a long, long icicle, a stalactite (not the opposite, a stalagMITE, growing from…

October 4, 2025 / And I Was Tired

Pâte de Fruits du Jardin d’Éden It seems like perfectly lovely gummy fruit until that…

October 3, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

To make a fabulous pumpkin pie Never ever ever canned filling try Canned filling taste…

October 2, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

The Witch walks boldly; she won’t scuttle. She’s a lot of things, none of which…

October 1, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Welcome to the Matrix. Please be a hero. Find the damn code And divide…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

September 26, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Three Poems There are Gremlins in the Mail Room And that would be disturbing; It’s…

September 25, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

The panel includes: Cliandra, Incantantress Supreme of the Elves Vlorthus. First Warlock of the Humans…

September 21, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

WE HAVE LISTENED! Many of you contacted us via carrier pigeon, eldest sons bent on…