Category: Jeff’s Writing

March 15, 2026 / Bestiary

Pickup Lines For A Giant Mutant Alien Praying Mantis

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March 14, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

We’re all doomed; might as well drink. We should celebrate! Might as well drink. We…

March 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

YES. Obviously. You’re wonderful. You’re fantastic. You’re laudable. You’re meritorious. You’re to be congratulated on…

March 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

When the Moon hits you, regardless of whether it resembles a food group, you are…

March 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

They had prepared themselves for battle with the Lich. They were under no illusions that…

March 5, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Ankhegs Good things to say about ankhegs: They have fairly lank legs They’re flexible…

March 4, 2026 / dragons

I, Once there was a Dragon who ate everyone in the Kingdom and slept with…

March 3, 2026 / Elves

A biologist named Lamarck believed that animals evolve towards what they desire, that, for example,…

“‘Tis said if a Goblin leads you into the woods, you will surely go astray.…

Ancient Alien Pickup Lines? Yes. Somewhere in the cyclopean, sterile, uncaring cosmos, beings with heads…