Category: Jeff’s Writing

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March 6, 2021 / dark lord

The Dark Lord For President – Prologue

The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one…

March 6, 2021 / alternative history

“Would you kindly hand me a large hunk of meat which has been, for no…

February 23, 2021 / dark lord

there are no ghosts within the wall, no spectral things who walk each hall, whose…

February 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

There is no actual “worst thing you could possibly do” to your enemies; even Dante…

February 17, 2021 / (ginged)

There was once a Princess who kicked up an awful ruckus every mealtime. Now, in…

February 12, 2021 / alternative history

2025 update: It’s been a long road. Find out more at jeffmach.com. (We almost never…

February 11, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Once there was a community of Giants who ate horribly. I don’t mean that their…

January 26, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

The Dark Army was almost inconceivably vast; this was due in part to its actual…

January 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“It is my Will to inform the World of certain facts within my knowledge. I…

January 22, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“Tonic is the luckiest thing on Earth, for when it spends its time as close…