(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,… Read the postCode of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus
Did you hear that if you feed them after midnight, Gremlins will turn into horrifying… Read the postThe Gremlin Hunt
Of fairytales of tooths and nails of Princesses and epic fails: of apples sweet (with… Read the post7 Fairytale Extracts For Bad People
Everything that ever is or ever was is a lie. Always, eternally inches away, in… Read the postBed Monster: The Nappening
It’s not an easy life, dealing with some interloper who thinks your bedroom is actually… Read the postTao of the Closet Monster
“You must understand, Mister Blonde, that there was no possibility of a normal childhood for… Read the postThe Late Goodbye: a monologue
(This story is a companion to Evil Expo’s panel discussion, “How To Monetize The End… Read the postWorld Ending For Profit And More Profit
I. The Witch stayed around for a final drink in the tavern. She told a big… Read the postThe Frog Variations (a Fairytale Gone Awry)
9. “And as the prince watched the great cloud, so very like a mushroom, envelop… Read the postNine Misbegotten Fairytale Endings
This is (approximately) the introduction to my upcoming book, “Villains, Dark Lords, and Monsters: Villainpunk… Read the postYou’re A Monster For Even Thinking About Reading This