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Category: Repository of Villainy and Monstrosity

February 10, 2020 / Apocalypse

Pandora Unrepentant

My name is Pandora, and I would do it again. You may have heard that…

February 5, 2020 / dark lord

Advice From An Old Monster

Come here, little hellspawn. Flick up your ears and perk your antennae, and for a…

November 27, 2019 / dark lord

Such Sweet Blood: A Vampire Monologue

“And so, puny mortal, it was utterly foolhardy of you to come here. For your…

November 25, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Minion Mentations

Who has to do all the dirtiest deeds? The minions! The minions! Who’s often forgotten…

November 24, 2019 / dark lord

Dark Army Recruitment Message #23

So! You’ve decided to join the Dark Army! A wise choice! Some of this world’s…

November 8, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Always Underestimate The Bad Guy

You should always underestimate the bad guy. Because to do anything less is overestimation by…

November 2, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

In Praise Of Unspeakable Insanities

Now of my never-been home I sing; Ah, how I miss you, Plains of Leng…

November 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Halloween Monster Mash-Up

(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:…

October 28, 2019 / fairytale

Nevers After

(At the risk of recursion, I’ll link back to my earlier short-short “Fairytales For Bad…

October 2, 2019 / I assert reality

Code of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus

(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,…