Category: Repository of Villainy and Monstrosity

November 24, 2019 / dark lord

Dark Army Recruitment Message #23

So! You’ve decided to join the Dark Army! A wise choice! Some of this world’s…

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November 8, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Always Underestimate The Bad Guy

You should always underestimate the bad guy. Because to do anything less is overestimation by…

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November 2, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

In Praise Of Unspeakable Insanities

Now of my never-been home I sing; Ah, how I miss you, Plains of Leng…

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November 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Halloween Monster Mash-Up

(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:…

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October 28, 2019 / fairytale

Nevers After

(At the risk of recursion, I’ll link back to my earlier short-short “Fairytales For Bad…

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October 2, 2019 / I assert reality

Code of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus

(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,…

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October 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

The Gremlin Hunt

Did you hear that if you feed them after midnight, Gremlins will turn into horrifying…

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September 22, 2019 / dark lord

7 Fairytale Extracts For Bad People

Of fairytales of tooths and nails of Princesses and epic fails: of apples sweet (with…

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September 16, 2019 / dark lord

Bed Monster: The Nappening

Everything that ever is or ever was is a lie. Always, eternally inches away, in…

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September 15, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Tao of the Closet Monster

It’s not an easy life, dealing with some interloper who thinks your bedroom is actually…

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