Jeff Mach Writes

November 6, 2019 / Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse Entrepreneur

(I’ve seen a lot of alteration in the way people view the word ‘entrepreneur’; it…

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November 5, 2019 / dark lord

A Villainly Alphabet

(This is from my other book, “The Big Bad Wolf’s Villainly Alphabet“. But that’s a…

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November 3, 2019 / dark lord

Why The Witches Of Salem Didn’t Smite Those Who Burned Them

“I laugh to keep from crying.” –saying of the Old Country If you’re like me,…

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November 2, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

In Praise Of Unspeakable Insanities

Now of my never-been home I sing; Ah, how I miss you, Plains of Leng…

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November 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Halloween Monster Mash-Up

(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:…

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October 31, 2019 / I assert reality

How To Be Eaten By Werewolves

(This is a self-contained story in its own right, but I will also admit it’s…

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October 28, 2019 / fairytale

Nevers After

(At the risk of recursion, I’ll link back to my earlier short-short “Fairytales For Bad…

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October 27, 2019 / I assert reality

The Monstrous Meal of Tom Ramsey

You’ve perhaps not heard of Tom Ramsay; he’s not the most famed of Villains, though…

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October 26, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Pilfered Ignorance

(December 12th, 1887) And now, dear Sir: You have expressed to me on more than…

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October 24, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts

It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard…

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