Jeff Mach Writes

December 13, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

Inigo or Wesley – Better Swordsman (Princess Bride, sword martial arts)

All right. I’ve now seen that “Inigo is a better swordsman that Wesley” meme go…

December 12, 2025 / (unginged)

Although I may incur heavy fines I do not meet my Dwarves in mines. In…

December 10, 2025 / dark lord

Sam is not a sculptor. Sam wanted to be a sculptor, but he is not…

December 9, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

All right, fine, HAVE SOME ELF PICKUP LINES. As usual, no AI, all discredit goes…

December 8, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

“That’s a chest of gold!” the Thief, she said, With eyes of treasure-lust. “A moment,…

December 7, 2025 / dwarf humor

A Collection of Dwarf Humor (For Research Purposes, Of Course) For those…

December 7, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to…

December 6, 2025 / food

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

December 5, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did…

December 5, 2025 / Dwarven

ONCE, a council of seven Dwarven sages met and sat for seven long days and…