Jeff Mach Writes

April 22, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

The Law Of The Hammer

I. Two Important Notes On Codices: There are people who do not have vast stone…

April 22, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

If you’d like to do all the things a Lizard-Man can, Then you might want…

Have some Goblincore, friends. “If our shared hoard catches fire and I can only save…

April 20, 2026 / Apocalypse

Once again, the Woods had lured in another foolish group of bandits. Perhaps all bandits…

April 20, 2026 / Mad Science

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…

April 19, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

She knows my face. She knows my name. But not when she place her idle…

April 19, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

(Trolls are on my mind for some reason, lately. Also, I am playing with more…

April 18, 2026 / dragons

Even Dragons need pickup lines sometimes. “If our mountain were to collapse and I could…

(The “Dawn come and stone take you all!” kind, not the online troll kind.) “To…