Jeff Mach Writes

February 24, 2026 / Bards

A Patriotic Letter To The Families Of The Army of Light

To the fortunate recipient of this missive: Congratulations! Your son/daughter/wife/husband/relative/pal is a hero!…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

February 22, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

As a writer, I believe that I have a duty to attempt clarity, unless I’m…

February 22, 2026 / fantasy

It’s the most over-the-top Tiki bar in the Underdark. Black-lava walls dripping with neon-pink and…

February 20, 2026 / fantasy

If there’s one thing each of my skulls relies in, It’s the high quality of…

February 18, 2026 / dark lord

“…quite clever, really, in concept. It takes a good decade for a single Wizard to…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

February 16, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Wikipedia says “The Force” is…. “…a metaphysical, mysterious, and ubiquitous power in the Star Wars…

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February 14, 2026 / Bards

“The March of the Brave Free Men” may be one of the most popular songs…