Jeff Mach Writes

February 5, 2021 / alternative history

A few corrections

As a part of #TruthfulInternet, I could not help notice that a number of sayings…

February 3, 2021 / recipes

“You had me at ‘candied’.” -Doktor Lichworth This is one of our great secrets, and…

January 26, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

The Dark Army was almost inconceivably vast; this was due in part to its actual…

January 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“It is my Will to inform the World of certain facts within my knowledge. I…

January 22, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“Tonic is the luckiest thing on Earth, for when it spends its time as close…

January 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Friends, fellows, co-conspirators: If things are gloomy, don’t let the Universe get you down. Destroy…

January 19, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

As I wend my path through the peculiar life of a monster, do you know…

January 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

At least there’s one thing that we know to be true: They just come for…

January 16, 2021 / recipes

Mach’s 4th Law: Any sufficiently advanced Villainpunk is indistinguishable from what people seem to believe…

January 14, 2021 / inspiration

Bonus Beverage: Evil Egg Cream With Scotch If you’re a semi-New-Yorker, as I am, egg…