Jeff Mach Writes

November 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Halloween Monster Mash-Up

(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:…

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October 31, 2019 / I assert reality

How To Be Eaten By Werewolves

(This is a self-contained story in its own right, but I will also admit it’s…

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October 28, 2019 / fairytale

Nevers After

(At the risk of recursion, I’ll link back to my earlier short-short “Fairytales For Bad…

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October 27, 2019 / I assert reality

The Monstrous Meal of Tom Ramsey

You’ve perhaps not heard of Tom Ramsay; he’s not the most famed of Villains, though…

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October 26, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Pilfered Ignorance

(December 12th, 1887) And now, dear Sir: You have expressed to me on more than…

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October 24, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts

It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard…

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October 23, 2019 / dragons

Under The Nether Bed

Stoned out of their minds on Hobbit blood, Snorting Dwarven gold, Dragons getting the munchies,…

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October 22, 2019 / I assert reality

All Genre Writers Are Monsters

Today, it was declared that all authors of genre fiction are monsters.* The rational goes…

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October 18, 2019 / Coyote

Coyote Is Not Real

One day, Coyote decided to steal pretty much everything he could get his paws on.…

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October 17, 2019 / fairytale

The Anti-Fairy Ring

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom where Fairy Godmothers lived in abject terror.…

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