Jeff Mach Writes

February 17, 2021 / (ginged)

A Chain of Food

There was once a Princess who kicked up an awful ruckus every mealtime. Now, in…

February 12, 2021 / alternative history

2025 update: It’s been a long road. Find out more at jeffmach.com. (We almost never…

February 11, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Once there was a community of Giants who ate horribly. I don’t mean that their…

February 5, 2021 / alternative history

As a part of #TruthfulInternet, I could not help notice that a number of sayings…

February 3, 2021 / recipes

“You had me at ‘candied’.” -Doktor Lichworth This is one of our great secrets, and…

January 26, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

The Dark Army was almost inconceivably vast; this was due in part to its actual…

January 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“It is my Will to inform the World of certain facts within my knowledge. I…

January 22, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“Tonic is the luckiest thing on Earth, for when it spends its time as close…

January 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Friends, fellows, co-conspirators: If things are gloomy, don’t let the Universe get you down. Destroy…

January 19, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

As I wend my path through the peculiar life of a monster, do you know…