Jeff Mach Writes

May 23, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Cthulhu Pie Recipe

Cthulhu Low Carb Blueberry Pie by “The Recipe For You”, commissioned by The Dark Lord.…

May 21, 2021 / alternative history

As I am an ancient creature from the Before Times, I had my first marketing…

May 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

L – Llamas rhyme beautifully with “pyjamas”. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with “pyjamas”. M – Megaladons…

May 20, 2021 / The Sith

This is a response to The Stupendous Wave’s video, Why Darth Sidious Is So Powerful…

May 19, 2021 / I assert reality

In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.” ____…

May 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

There is no bar at the Circus. Circuses have been family friendly since they…

May 15, 2021 / alternative history

Most people think the Big Top seems so huge and madly colorful that it must…

May 14, 2021 / circus

The Mesmerist would be captivating, even without the swingety-swinging watch, or the rhythm, steadily floating…

May 12, 2021 / alternative history

And yet, the Master of Sleep snores still. Soon enough, we’ll march an unbelievably big…

May 9, 2021 / alternative history

THE TERRIBLE OATH We know there are certain persons for whom nothing can be a…