Jeff Mach Writes

July 2, 2022 / ghosts

Our No Ghosts Guarantee

ATTENTION: This Resort Is Not Haunted The Management would like to take a moment to…

July 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

At the time of this writing, many people believe that “conspiracy theories” are inherently crackpot…

June 29, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

It appears that people have an incredibly powerful desire to believe in hidden monsters. So…

June 28, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

If I could make wishes come true, I wouldn’t live in a well. If I…

June 27, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Among the primary goals of the Technocracy is the general avoidance of the existence of…

June 26, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

The Bloody Bullshot – A Seriously Macho Villain’s Drink Some of you might…

June 11, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

(Yes, this is INSTANT COFFEE because we are EXTRA VILLAINOUS. I guess you could use…

June 4, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

“And hast thou slain the Jaternič? If not, try this instead.” -Not Lewis Carroll This…

May 31, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

(From my Steampunk rock opera, “Absinthe Heroes”.) MAYOR (As NARRATOR): Bedtime, and a nightcap. A…

May 27, 2022 / dark lord

There are no Ghosts within the walls; There are no Ghouls without the halls. There…