Jeff Mach Writes

January 24, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

No Right To Obey

You can scream. You can pray. But you have no right to obey. You can…

December 26, 2024 / Dungeons & Dragons

To my Doggerel, i bid you welcome: May it be as little fun to read…

Pickup Lines For Hobbits? Sure. They have to venture out of their Hobbit-Holes SOMETIMES…well, they…

November 22, 2024 / cookbook

First, steal Fire from the Gods. This always makes them mad. Furious, in fact. Dare…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 20, 2024 / Dwarven

Pickup lines for Dwarves? Aye! Dwarves are, depending on thy reckoning, either some of the…

November 18, 2024 / dark lord

For best results, please turn up the volume on this training video. Hello, and welcome…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

You might also enjoy Pickup Lines For Hobbits. “If I told you that you had…

November 16, 2024 / And I Was Tired

(All rise.) HIGH PRIEST: “Great Yog-Sothoth, dip is into the unholy icing of Your disapproval…

November 4, 2024 / Albion

Now I will speak of Albion A never-place now here, now gone; Travelling in strange…