Category: poems

May 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Displacer Beast

Of all the beasts which, if they’re lost, please don’t put out a tracer Approximately…

May 17, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

…but the Sphynx commissioned herself. The Sphynx is older than the Pyramids. Will we ever…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Bugbears have many positive traits For example, they’re not giant slugs. They’ll infrequently make it…

April 28, 2024 / Fantasy Poetry

From the AD&D 2nd Edition Fandom Wiki: “A colossus is an automaton, artificially created and…

April 18, 2024 / cryptid

Then there was that day when the UFOlogists Met in the same place and time…

April 15, 2024 / dungeondoggerel

Abominable Yeti The Yeti’s career Is full of pauses They spend three months of the…

April 8, 2024 / Elves

The Human King gave a great warm smile With a flourish, he signed the page…

March 30, 2024 / alcohol

The Ship was doomed, as doomed as could be Adrift on Homer’s wine-dark Sea. It…

March 24, 2024 / Bards

The Bard said, “Friends, I do decry This slander and vulgarity ‘Twixt what is true…

March 20, 2024 / dark lord

Of all the skills I’ve taught myself, “How to tenderize an Elf” has proven useful,…