Category: poems

March 20, 2024 / dark lord

How To Tenderize An Elf

Of all the skills I’ve taught myself, “How to tenderize an Elf” has proven useful,…

March 12, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

One floating head, circling and circling, not in a widening gyre, though. (the falcon can…

November 19, 2023 / Jeff Mach Fights

Come at me, and I will fight, Knee and elbow, punch and bite. Trying to…

November 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

They say real poems rhyme. This is not true. Real poems brine. After you’ve butchered…

October 25, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

The Goblin King in a palace lived, And ruled with an iron fist, And spent…

July 30, 2022 / Dungeons & Dragons

Drow Never say to a Drow, man, “Don’t have a cow, man,” Because the Spider…

February 13, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Had a wife and couldn’t keep her Along came a spider,…

February 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

At some point, I decided to name my infrequent collections of barely-acceptable fantasy poetry “Dungeon…

January 9, 2022 / dragons

THE NARRATOR: “Big Folks Are Nimrods” Once upon a time there was no once upon…

November 27, 2021 / Curses

(From the classic story “Sredni Vashtar”, by Saki”. Sredni Vashtar, vengeance Lord Can’t be cajoled.…