Category: poems

November 25, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

Minion Mentations

Who has to do all the dirtiest deeds? The minions! The minions! Who’s often forgotten…

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November 19, 2019 / I assert reality

The Tin Man’s Lament

I’m sure that someone out there is well-acquainted with the details of the love affair…

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November 7, 2019 / I assert reality

The Monster Beneath

Such horrible things live under the bed (Keep handy that funeral wreath) But I am…

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November 5, 2019 / dark lord

A Villainly Alphabet

(This is from my other book, “The Big Bad Wolf’s Villainly Alphabet“. But that’s a…

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November 2, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

In Praise Of Unspeakable Insanities

Now of my never-been home I sing; Ah, how I miss you, Plains of Leng…

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November 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

A Halloween Monster Mash-Up

(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:…

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October 28, 2019 / fairytale

Nevers After

(At the risk of recursion, I’ll link back to my earlier short-short “Fairytales For Bad…

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October 23, 2019 / dragons

Under The Nether Bed

Stoned out of their minds on Hobbit blood, Snorting Dwarven gold, Dragons getting the munchies,…

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October 10, 2019 / Coyote

Coyote Starthief

Coyote climbed up the cliff of an evening, hid behind a shadow of the moon,…

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October 2, 2019 / I assert reality

Code of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus

(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,…

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