About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,… Read the postAn Ode To The Cocktail Umbrella
Once, there was a small Death Star. Perhaps it wasn’t small compared to a Tie… Read the postThe Little Death Star That Could Explode
(This is a standalone piece of my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) The Dark Lord… Read the postChosen For Madness
I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.… Read the postOn Fighting Dragons
On Drinking With Dwarves Did you ever have that one friend who, after a couple… Read the postSome Fantasy Drinking Etiquette
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Amateur dungeon keepers will often put what seems like a very random selection of traps… Read the postBetter Dungeonkeeping
The Hat seldom speaks of its imprisonment, nor the complex series of circumstances through which… Read the postThe Unsorting Hat
No-one mentioned the cooling corpse whose sanguinary fluids, having made a rapid exit from the… Read the postA Taste Of Cybergrind