THE NARRATOR: “Big Folks Are Nimrods” Once upon a time there was no once upon…
Author: Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
Innerspace, Innerspace innerspace, innerspace, where have you gone? this isn’t funny. please come back. I…