The Perfectly Adequate Flood

Once, there was a flood which threatened to destroy all sense of narrative.

There was a brave Knight who went forth to battle it, only to return home in a terrible snit with a minor head cold.

There was a beautiful Princess who tied herself to a stone as sacrifice, only to (rather later) report, with some disgust, that rain didn’t actually have any interest in reading princesses.

A wise Wizard went to save then. He failed.

There was an impertinent prince who had been turned into a frog for his un-Princely behavior. And HE was just fine.

Life isn’t at all fair, sometimes.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.