Innerspace, Innerspace

innerspace, innerspace, where have you gone?
this isn’t funny.
please come back.

I know we’ve had
our problems in the past
but I swear I’ll never screw around
with the basic nature of time and space
ever again
I’ll even write it on a blackboard:

“I will not get stinking drunk on a random Tuesday night and invent
a machine which destoys the essential fabric of the universe,
no matter how bad my day has been.”

Please come back.



(An old Jeff Mach piece from, oh, 2002, I think.)

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.