Jeff Mach Writes

November 10, 2025 / Dwarven

P’tah’s Careful Instructions

I. P’tah said unto the Niðr, whom some called ‘Dwarves’: “Create.” They said: “Gladly. That…

November 9, 2025 / Dungeons & Dragons

Gary said, “Make an owlbear!” Robert said: “Silly!” Gary:” Don’t care!” TheOwlbear is prehistoric If…

November 2, 2025 / Dwarven

“I grant you,” she said, slowly, “this. Outside of the Governance which we shall mutually…

October 31, 2025 / Dwarven

The Dwarves spend perhaps as much time debating the Law of the Hammer as other…

October 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Is it madness? Is it news? Is the whole world doing it for views? Come,…

October 29, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

You could say of it many things. It was not practical for what it was;…

October 28, 2025 / Gods

Once it was said to the God P’tah, Creator of Things and All Things, eyes…

October 16, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

The Circus comes! The Circus comes! The Circus of No Walls! Please ignore the shadows…

October 11, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Brian Graupner of the Gothsicles was recently accused of kicking puppies, but he was also…

October 11, 2025 / dark lord

Benrak, Forefather, Forebear, Predecessor, Creator, Antecessor, and First Mover of Dwarves, did spend much time…