Jeff Mach Writes

May 30, 2024 / barbarians

The Dungeon Sender

It was just another night at the Drumless Tavern, so named because its picture (so…

May 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Of all the beasts which, if they’re lost, please don’t put out a tracer Approximately…

May 27, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The Giant Sea Ammonite Is most unbearably impolite If it succeeds with its attacks, It…

May 26, 2024 / Lovecraft

13. It is a base canard that one cannot study The Necronomicon and retain some…

May 25, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Fear, aggression, courage, uncertainty; you could smell the strain in the air, see it in…

May 24, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

23. You know, you’re READING this. That’s a thoughtcrime right here. You’re currently holding the…

May 23, 2024 / I assert reality

In Case You Needed Them… Here Are More Signs YOU Are Actually The Evil Twin From A Parallel But Opposite Universe

May 22, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The Empress Yllib’tor lifted a delicate manipulator appendage. It gleamed. Its covering of hundreds of…

May 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

These are the comforting lies the Necronomicon tells you: There are hideous Beings out there,…

May 19, 2024 / Bestiary

Now, Dungeons and Dragons, if we recall Tends, temporally, to somewhat fall Between some Darkish…