Jeff Mach Writes

May 26, 2024 / Lovecraft

986 Rules For People Who Have Been Driven Mad By The Necronomicon And Are Not Good At Counting To 13

13. It is a base canard that one cannot study The Necronomicon and retain some…

May 25, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Fear, aggression, courage, uncertainty; you could smell the strain in the air, see it in…

May 24, 2024 / (unginged)

23. You know, you’re READING this. That’s a thoughtcrime right here. You’re currently holding the…

May 23, 2024 / I assert reality

In Case You Needed Them… Here Are More Signs YOU Are Actually The Evil Twin From A Parallel But Opposite Universe

May 22, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The Empress Yllib’tor lifted a delicate manipulator appendage. It gleamed. Its covering of hundreds of…

May 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

These are the comforting lies the Necronomicon tells you: There are hideous Beings out there,…

May 19, 2024 / Bestiary

Now, Dungeons and Dragons, if we recall Tends, temporally, to somewhat fall Between some Darkish…

May 17, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

…but the Sphynx commissioned herself. The Sphynx is older than the Pyramids. Will we ever…

May 15, 2024 / Books

FORWARD: “For a long time now, I’ve been aware that, like, I’m all right, but,…

May 13, 2024 / Bestiary

13. Rules are for puny, tiny, insignificant, smushy little annoy-creatures. Rules are for other…