The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon… Read the postSome Lesser-Known Hobbit Meals
Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of… Read the postLeviathan (Lightly)
We chest our mines with boughs of wood With what we cannot carve from stone… Read the postDwarven Chest Song
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We’re sorry about these poemettes We write them with many regrets We’d write something real,… Read the postEven More More Little Poems
Once upon a time, there was a monster who devoured every story which began with… Read the postAnd I Was Tired
My Time Machine is broken again It only takes me to Otherwhen When I clearly… Read the postEven More Little Poems
Once you’ve kissed a Megaladon, You’re not likely to be moving on; They lack lips,… Read the postMore Little Poems
The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven… Read the postThree Dwarven Poems