Jeff Mach Writes

April 24, 2021 / Curses

An Opening Unmaking

They told us everything was a story, and who were we to disbelieve? Stories make…

April 23, 2021 / peculiar

A – Airships are bright and gilt, Their brass never corroding And I always like…

April 15, 2021 / dark lord

I bet you’re thinking, “If the Dark Lord is doing a strange Steampunk alphabet in…

April 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(In this standalone little precursor to our protagonist’s analysis of the assorted benefits of sorcery,…

April 6, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

For in an inappropriately long amount of time, he truly believed that Magic was, in…

April 2, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Some words of wisdom from Xarbinoth, Barbarian Lords of Shadow. -Never send a box of…

March 31, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Things I promise not to invite me over to your place with your boyfriend. (a)…

March 30, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Just sittin’ listenin’ to the jukebox, Been broke since 1999; Broke and just won’t work…

March 25, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Everyone dies from a broken heart; everyone. Everyone. What makes it worse (does it get…

March 20, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Do you remember when things were good, the world was simple, and life was easy?…