Jeff Mach Writes

February 5, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

You deserve what you get

Baby-eater, what taste is better than babies? Friend-melter, sure the coot makes you conscious. I…

February 4, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

It was hideous. Huge, inevitable. Tiny, like a virus. Ubiquitous like God. It wanted to…

January 29, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Apologies in advance for linguistic abuses, But I can’t figure out where the Hell my…

January 28, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Know what research suggests? “Psychologist show that being unfriended on social media is the ultimate…

January 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Moom the Mage gave the kind of sigh with which Plato, had he spent less…

January 15, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Good Gods! I swear this thing gets taller every time. Line, line,.. you know, I do…

January 14, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

I will not take revenge, my friend I really see no need. I just want…

January 13, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

I once knew an Ogre, and he was a fool The stupidest Ogre of Ogre…

January 12, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Vesuvius? A rude eruction and it follows (by history and induction) that nothing’s really been…

January 7, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, there was a Devil who had reached extraordinary heights, despite the…