Once, there was an adorable little kitty cat which thought it was a Dragon.
Every morning, the kitty cat would sharpen his claws against a tree, just as if it were a real giant lizard!
Then the cat would get very fierce and run around the Kingdom, growling and pretending to spit fire.
After that, assuming the castle’s princesses had not taken shelter in the Wizard’s tower (and the Wizard was, sadly, often away on important missions of her own) – the cat would kidnap them and eat them.
What a silly cat!