Category: Jeff’s Writing

September 5, 2024 / And I Was Tired

7 Things Not To Say To The Aliens Bringing You Messages Of Peace And Spiritual Enlightenment

7. “Oh, SICK, this thing is GLOWING! When’s it going to explode?” 6. “I have…

July 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…

July 6, 2024 / (unginged)

Once there was a Dwarf named Snorri who was very unusual. When other Dwarves were…

July 4, 2024 / Dwarven

In lands above, we Dwarves do well With sweat and labor of our hands Our…

July 3, 2024 / And I Was Tired

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…

June 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of…

June 22, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

You might also enjoy Pickup Lines For Golems – aka “Romancing The Stone Golem”. Your…

June 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We’re sorry about these poemettes We write them with many regrets We’d write something real,…

June 18, 2024 / cryptid

My Time Machine is broken again It only takes me to Otherwhen When I clearly…

June 17, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Once you’ve kissed a Megaladon, You’re not likely to be moving on; They lack lips,…