It was the last fortress because it was the strongest, and we saved the strongest… Read the postThe Dragon Master
…and with the world reasonably firmly in my grasp, I can explain a little bit… Read the postHow I Came To Rule The World: A Brief TEDEvil Talk
My name is Pandora, and I would do it again. You may have heard that… Read the postPandora Unrepentant
Come here, little hellspawn. Flick up your ears and perk your antennae, and for a… Read the postAdvice From An Old Monster
“And so, puny mortal, it was utterly foolhardy of you to come here. For your… Read the postSuch Sweet Blood: A Vampire Monologue
Who has to do all the dirtiest deeds? The minions! The minions! Who’s often forgotten… Read the postMinion Mentations
So! You’ve decided to join the Dark Army! A wise choice! Some of this world’s… Read the postDark Army Recruitment Message #23
You should always underestimate the bad guy. Because to do anything less is overestimation by… Read the postAlways Underestimate The Bad Guy
Now of my never-been home I sing; Ah, how I miss you, Plains of Leng… Read the postIn Praise Of Unspeakable Insanities
(On October 30th, my Twitter account, @darklordjournal, posted unto the world the following boast: https://twitter.com/darklordjournal/status/1189397497439047685:… Read the postA Halloween Monster Mash-Up