We, the terrible, the awesomely awful, the distinctively despicable, the spectacularly spectral, the monstrous, we,… Read the postWe, The Terrible
If I were to decide to raise a toast To every absent friend I’d toast… Read the postThe Gift of Villainy
In times of trouble, I think of robots having sex. They don’t have bodies, you… Read the postRobots Having Sex
I used to stay up all night playing ‘Resident Evil 2,’ and it wouldn’t stop… Read the postBuilding A Better Reality
And here it is…BOTH of my Villainous Alphabets, in ONE place! ____ A is for… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet / A Dictionary of Defiance
The poet’s slave at last cried out: “Enough! Sufficient! Cease! Jot no more jets of… Read the postThe Poet’s Slave
Once upon a time, there were three brothers, and the second brother was screwed. Fairytales… Read the postTwo-Thirds Misfortunate
“Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible!” -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,… Read the postOysterous Madness
There was a crooked poem, More crooked than you’d think, which inspired those who read… Read the postA Crookedology