Category: I assert reality

July 20, 2020 / I assert reality

Ten Things You Should Know About Badness On The Internet

[NOTE: This is definitely definitely a serious essay and not a snarky bit of Villainpunk…

July 19, 2020 / Cyberpunk

This piece of fiction is certainly not inspired by Robert Anton Wilson’s book, “Everything Is…

July 17, 2020 / Curses

Once there was a Mermaid who became the slave of a Fisherman; or perhaps, it…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

We understand. It can be a strange, painful, weird, backstabby world out there. We’re Villainpunks;…

July 14, 2020 / alternative history

Pardon us, Earthlings, but we could help but notice that a large number of you…

July 9, 2020 / fairytale

Once upon a time, there was a storyteller who loved to start with “once upon…

July 7, 2020 / I assert reality

Once there was a story that stopped before it began, but you could not help…

July 6, 2020 / dark lord

This is the song that never ends Much as we dearly wish it would. Like…

July 5, 2020 / alternative history

One of the challenges of knowing the Secret History of the World is that it…

July 3, 2020 / I assert reality

Dear Initiate, Congratulations upon making it to, and surviving, the Third Level Initiation! We realize…