This is totally a standalone piece, and not in any way a plot to soften…
Author: Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
“Orcish skulls are much too thick,” Adventurers complain. They mean: weapons bounce, instead of stick…