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April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Bugbears & Butterwarts & Berserkers

Bugbears have many positive traits For example, they’re not giant slugs. They’ll infrequently make it…

April 28, 2024 / Fantasy Poetry

From the AD&D 2nd Edition Fandom Wiki: “A colossus is an automaton, artificially created and…

April 27, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Animated furniture is most assuredly de rigueur for the home of any Necromancer who knows…

April 27, 2024 / Disclaimer

Management is not responsible for ill-considered budget cuts to Reality; Absurdity; Puck; the Third Wave;…

April 26, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Sayings of the Aerie of the Short-Tailed Griffins: “Fly free as the East Wind. Or,…

April 24, 2024 / Hobbits

“What I’m trying to point out,” said Maelstrom, “is that you could at least wear…

April 23, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, there was a Storyteller who ran out of everything. Well, not…

April 22, 2024 / Bards

This somehow managed not to get itself posted on 4/20. I blame Dark Magicks. ___…

April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…