Jeff Mach Writes

April 14, 2024 / faeries

Some Things Faeries Regret About Entering The Mortal Lands

Many Fae are reluctant to enter the Mortal places. Some of this is because Mortals…

April 13, 2024 / humoresque

13. Snow White and the 7 Hard-Drinkin’, Hard-Smokin’, Extremely Masculine Gay Dudes On A 1970s…

April 13, 2024 / Apocalypse

“Thank goodness!”, cried the Professor, “We’re just in time to deactivate the Time Machine!” “But,…

April 12, 2024 / Apocalypse

(Human art by Fernando Simpson.) 11. There are absolutely NO homeless people. That’s because there…

April 10, 2024 / (unginged)

Rod of Blunders Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To…

April 10, 2024 / Bards

Once upon a time (but hopefully, for the sake of the Bard, not twice or…

April 8, 2024 / Elves

The Human King gave a great warm smile With a flourish, he signed the page…

April 6, 2024 / fantasy

We spend too much time in our troubles, and too little time in our cups. …

April 5, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Introduction Each of the viewpoints below represents a summation of approximately 2,000 years of Intergalactic…

April 2, 2024 / alternative history

These three little Martians build huts out of straw, wood, and brick (respectively). A big…