Jeff Mach Writes

May 7, 2024 / dark lord

Pickup Lines For Insane Sorcerors

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

May 6, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Mind Flayers, aka “Iithids” Are detrimental to your lids. They’re not optimal for your thoughts…

May 4, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Hello! Do YOU want to be part of a vast army of Dark Lords? Well,…

May 2, 2024 / Bestiary

I’ve always loved the Underdark, although I don’t think you need to know anything about…

May 1, 2024 / Golem

Did I stay up late one night thinking of pickup lines for Stone Golems? ….maybe.…

April 30, 2024 / dark lord

10. ONCE there were some Elves who were very friendly to everyone who deserved it.…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

When I started playing Dungeons & Dragons, I thought there was no need to make…

April 29, 2024 / Bestiary

Bugbears have many positive traits For example, they’re not giant slugs. They’ll infrequently make it…

April 28, 2024 / Fantasy Poetry

From the AD&D 2nd Edition Fandom Wiki: “A colossus is an automaton, artificially created and…

April 27, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Animated furniture is most assuredly de rigueur for the home of any Necromancer who knows…