Jeff Mach Writes

October 1, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Minimally Pleasant Doggerel

Welcome to the Matrix. Please be a hero. Find the damn code And divide…

September 29, 2025 / Bestiary

As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their…

September 26, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Three Poems There are Gremlins in the Mail Room And that would be disturbing; It’s…

September 25, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

The panel includes: Cliandra, Incantantress Supreme of the Elves Vlorthus. First Warlock of the Humans…

September 21, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

WE HAVE LISTENED! Many of you contacted us via carrier pigeon, eldest sons bent on…

September 21, 2025 / I assert reality

You seem to have worried. Please, friend, refrain. You don’t have to wash your brain.…

September 15, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

The life of a Dwarf who deals with humans is essentially defined by interruption. Dwarves…

September 12, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

She pulled mandrake at the nocturne, her ears proper stopped, her hands in good strong…

September 9, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

I’ve been away, as I’ve been busy having my soul refracted into divergent hellscapes by…

August 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Once there was a beautiful Tower that was trapped by a tall, sinister Princess. The…