Jeff Mach Writes

March 20, 2024 / dark lord

How To Tenderize An Elf

Of all the skills I’ve taught myself, “How to tenderize an Elf” has proven useful,…

March 12, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

One floating head, circling and circling, not in a widening gyre, though. (the falcon can…

March 2, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Congratulations! The book you dreamt about last night is now in a little brown paper…

February 26, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The joy of live-action roleplaying games is the consensual nature of the delusion. In essence,…

February 13, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I, and those who stand with me, build this working out of the following elements:…

December 4, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

The Orcish Queen raised high her glass (No easy feat: Orcs make glasses out of…

November 25, 2023 / dark lord

A Toast of the Priests of Llolth “We wish each and every one of you…

November 22, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

When the Trickster (what trickster, which trickster? Coyote, Anansi, the Harlequin, Lady Eris?) who knows?…

November 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

They say real poems rhyme. This is not true. Real poems brine. After you’ve butchered…

November 10, 2023 / barbarians

The Dragons were first, for even the Devils Spend too much time in underground levels,…