Category: Jeff’s Writing

October 23, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Stupid Tiny Fantasy Poems

You can’t ignore A manticore (Though never ask what the spikes are for.) _ This…

September 5, 2024 / And I Was Tired

7. “Oh, SICK, this thing is GLOWING! When’s it going to explode?” 6. “I have…

July 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…

July 6, 2024 / Dwarven

Once there was a Dwarf named Snorri who was very unusual. When other Dwarves were…

July 4, 2024 / Dwarven

In lands above, we Dwarves do well With sweat and labor of our hands Our…

July 3, 2024 / And I Was Tired

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…

June 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of…

June 22, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Your weirdly-empty and oddly hieroglyph-less, intimidatingly Cyclopean, Sphinx-guarded enormous energy source masquerading as a…

June 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We’re sorry about these poemettes We write them with many regrets We’d write something real,…

June 18, 2024 / cryptid

My Time Machine is broken again It only takes me to Otherwhen When I clearly…