Category: satire

January 15, 2026 / fantasy

The Paladin And The Helm

Once there was a Paladin—a paradigm, an example, a Hero—who sought a single object of…

December 15, 2025 / And I Was Tired

(Actually, my upcoming Dwarf / Dark Lord novel is coming along great. I’m not saying…

December 6, 2025 / food

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

November 17, 2025 / (ginged)

Part Primus: Once, there was a great Dwarf sculptor whose name was Finn. Finn’s talents…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

You might also enjoy Pickup Lines For Hobbits. “If I told you that you had…

June 10, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We Villainpunks, we did it all. We’re the reason your favorite show was cancelled. No,…

April 5, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Introduction Each of the viewpoints below represents a summation of approximately 2,000 years of Intergalactic…

February 5, 2022 / Dark Lord Journal

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

June 15, 2021 / Apocalypse

10. Massive segments of your society spend their time pretending very hard that other segments…