About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,… Read the postAn Ode To The Cocktail Umbrella
(From “How To Cook Forty Humans”, our upcoming Villainpunk cookbook.) Tongue is an ordinary part… Read the postDenying The Cat: A Tongue Recipe
This recipe will serve….it will serve, let’s just put it that way. Ribs. A… Read the postAbsolutely Not A Recipe For Cooking The Ribs Of Sentient Bipedal Earthlings
You’ve perhaps not heard of Tom Ramsay; he’s not the most famed of Villains, though… Read the postThe Monstrous Meal of Tom Ramsey
It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard… Read the post9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts
What do villains drink? Why, friend, Villains drink what they damn well please. But if it’s… Read the postA Villain’s Cocktail: Bubbling Sin Tonic & Gin