Category: recipes

April 8, 2026 / cookbook

Unicorn Pie

There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If…

April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

October 19, 2021 / recipe

The people of the 19th century had basically the same basic priorities as the people…

March 6, 2021 / alternative history

“Would you kindly hand me a large hunk of meat which has been, for no…

February 3, 2021 / recipes

“You had me at ‘candied’.” -Doktor Lichworth This is one of our great secrets, and…

January 16, 2021 / recipes

Mach’s 4th Law: Any sufficiently advanced Villainpunk is indistinguishable from what people seem to believe…

January 14, 2021 / inspiration

Bonus Beverage: Evil Egg Cream With Scotch If you’re a semi-New-Yorker, as I am, egg…

January 8, 2021 / food

Some of you might know my general opinion that, in the original Bond novels, there…

January 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

(You can also find this in “The Villainpunk Cookbook“.) The people of the Other Simulation…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…